I suspect that the only reason I am not one of the most hated men in America is that not enough people know me. I am in my 70s and weigh less than I did when I was 45. My wife tells people I have "a hollow leg." I can eat a lot and not gain. I can also not eat a lot -- pass up the third slice of pizza or the second half of a pint of Ben & Jerry's. So, join my non-fan club if you wish. I did like your broccoli piece. A lot. Made me laugh. I also like broccoli, but it doesn't.